The One Where Team Moneyline Loser Comes Up Short E-mail
Written by Dave   
Monday, 28 December 2009 19:47

Young Peter King

Team Moneyline Loser came up pathetically short in the Fantasy Football championship game, much like Peter King's genitalia. It's pretty great to see the Packers score 5 rushing touchdowns when your team depends on Aaron Rodgers. FUCK YOU SEAHAWKS DEFENSE....

Either way, it was my most successful fantasy season ever and that basically illustrates that a) I'm pathetic, b) I suck gratuitous amounts of cock, c) I know as much about fantasy as your dead goldfish and d) I suck gratuitous amounts of cock.

Speaking of King though, I was too lazy to tackle his MMQB this morning (I lead the league in half-assing!) but I just could not let this pass....

3. Steve Smith, the Carolina Steve Smith, leads the NFL in guts.

Let's add that to the list shall we??

Steve Smith = league leader in guts
Atlanta Falcons = league leaders in anonimity
Matt Schaub = league leader in normalcy
Tony Romo = leage leader in smiling
Adrian Peterson = league leader in firm hand shaking
Jake Delhomme = All-pro quarterback on the All-Decent Human Being Team
Dave = league leader in laziness and half-assing
Peter = league leader in earning stupid amounts of money.

Btw, that's a picture of a young Peter King as he flies on JetBlue. LOOK AT ALL THAT LEG ROOM!!

* image courtesy of I-Am-Bored



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