And There Goes The Perfect Season E-mail
Written by Dave   
Monday, 12 October 2009 09:57


It looks like team Moneyline Loser will get its first fantasy loss this week, dropping to 4-1. Last week, I entered the Monday Night game needing about 40 points and Aaron Rodgers gave me 65. Yes, our league gives points for successfully putting on your uniform and helmet as well...

Either way, this week the epic run comes to an end as I'm leading by 0.5 points going into the Monday Night game but my opponent has Thomas Jones while I have no one. So, unless Jones gets abducted by aliens, I'm pretty much fucked. And since Jones is playing against my Dolphins, it means that he'll run for 800 yards and 12 TDs. Great times..

A hearty Fuck You goes out to DeAngelo Williams, Santonio Holmes, Marion Barber and especially Chris Cooley for giving team Moneyline Loser absolutely nothing this week. Fuck you guys with a rusty steak knife...especially you Cooley. Go get fucked twice a day.

A special Fuck You as well for Baltimore's defense (which I ironically started) for giving Carson Palmer that last touchdown. My opponent who started Palmer really appreciated that. Oh, and a special FUCK YOU to Cedric Benson. You give me shit last week and this week (while your ass is on my bench) you decide to break Baltimore's streak of not allowing 100-yard rushers? The FUCK is your problem man???

Christ in a hand basket. This is why I said that I would not give a shit this year. Fuck this. I'm 4-1 and that should be good enough for now...

* image courtesy of phun.org



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