I Wish I Was A Little Bit Taller, I Wish I Was A Baller E-mail
Written by Dave   
Tuesday, 08 September 2009 12:43


Miami 38 - FSU 34. Yes, that actually happened. I didn't think my poor 'Canes had a chance, but Jacory Harris was on a bitch! And now I get to act like a douchebag until Miami gets donkey punched by Georgia Tech next week.

* masturbates furiously *

* punches an elderly man *

* pops collar *

* gets a tan *

* watches Entourage *

* strikes this pose *

I don't care if Miami's defense was as leaky as Paris Hilton's vagina or that Florida State managed that last drive like Charles Manson handles dinner parties, we're 1-0 and you are a stoopid doo-doo head. Excuse me while I go bathe with Axe bodyspray.



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Last Updated on Friday, 16 October 2009 17:53
 

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