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Written by Dave
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Tuesday, 15 September 2009 15:23 |
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Fuck off. The last thing I want to do at 1:10 a.m. is read Andrew Perloff's column about the Buffalo Bills. I'd rather fight a disease infested Grizzly Bear than do that. A racist, disease infested Grizzly Bear.
Here are more things I'd rather do at 1:10 a.m.:
Visit a prison in Taiwan while naked and oiled up. Scrape my knees on concrete. To the bone. Spoon with an alligator. Get a colonic. Read about Peter King's colonic. Watch "The Hills". Listen to Soulja Boy. Pay taxes. Pay taxes while getting a colonic, while listening to Soulja Boy, while watching "The Hills". Listen to arguments why Derek Jeter is the greatest player of this generation. Breastfeed a shark.
BTW, I have nothing against Andrew Perloff. It's just fucking brutal to be telling people to read about the Bills at 1:10 a.m.
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Last Updated on Friday, 16 October 2009 18:03 |