The One Where Peter Submits His All-Pro Team E-mail
Written by Dave   
Monday, 04 January 2010 21:19

I'm not going to say much so let me just dive immediately into Peter King's 2009 All-Pro team....

WR Vincent Jackson, San Diego.
He's very slightly more consistent and just as game-breaking as Andre Johnson.

Vincent Jackson: 68 receptions, 1167 receiving yards, 77.8 yards per game, 9 touchdowns.
Andre Johnson: 101 receptions, 1569 receiving yards, 98.1 yards per game, 9 touchdowns.

Please show me where Jackson is more consistent than Johnson. Please....

WR Wes Welker, New England.
Very tough to leave Reggie Wayne off this team, but it'd be tougher for me to leave the best slot receiver of this era off too. Welker led the NFL with 123 catches despite playing, in effect, 13 games with the early season-ending injury Sunday in Houston.

SI's leading football writer and a man who for some reason get to vote for the All-Pro team picks Wes Welker over Reggie Wayne. Again......Wesley Welker.....over Reggie Wayne. Let it sit. Let it simmer. Let it consume you to the point where you call in sick for work tomorrow.

Wes Welker: 123 receptions, 1348 receiving yards, 96.3 yards per game, 4 touchdowns.
Reggie Wayne: 100 receptions, 1264 receiving yards, 79 yards per game, 9 touchdowns.

It must be pretty hard for Welker to catch little 3 yard passes while being lined up across Randy fucking Moss. Reggie Wayne on the other hand lines up across living legends like Austin Collie and Pierre Garcon.

Jesus Christ. SHOW ME ONE PERSON ON FUCKING EARTH WHO WOULD PICK VINCENT JACKSON AND WES WELKER OVER ANDRE JOHNSON AND REGGIE WAYNE. GAAAAAHHHHH....I WANT TO HURT MYSELF NOW!!

But wait, there's less! From today's MMQB...

What I do know is if I ran a team, and I've got the 40th pick in the draft, and Tebow's there, I pick him without hesitation and pass the card in as, "Tim Tebow, football player, Florida.'' And I pop the champagne corks.

Yes. That is correct. Peter's front office skills would actually be worse than his writing...and THAT IS SAYING A WHOLE, FUCKING LOT.

Ah well, at least he didn't pick him first overall....



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